Pretentious Cup of Coffee

I'm hypocritical at best, no better than the rest. I'm all like we should do something about this. Then I just sit while I diss my generation, and the one before, and one before that. Advocate exercise while I get fat, cut in line as I tip my hat. Like "Have a good day Ma'am" as I hold that door for you, but was as soon as your out of ear shot I'm like "Old bat, if you only knew."

I sip my coffee as I watch the world, note the presence of every pretty girl with a wink as I think about how things differ from how the should be. I stand up as I finish my drink and realize that I'm on the brink.

I'm going to call people nothing but stupid sheep and say that they don't deserve to breed, breath or eat. All like "The world would be pretty good without all these people." Preaching to the choir from on top the steeple. But I never venture forth from the doors of the cynical church is search of those who need to be saved, shown the errors of their way. Can you blame me? I tried it once when I first received my epiphany and it resulted in catastrophe. People don't want to see reality. It's a problem I can't begin to fix because this isn't as simple as the matrix. But can I blame people for the way they get their kicks?

I sip my coffee as I watch the world, note the presence of every pretty girl with a wink as I think about how things differ from how the should be. I stand up as I finish my drink and realize that I'm on the brink.

You better believe I can! I step up as the quintessential gentleman. I'm about to remind the world what that means again. It ain't no freakin' emo kid with his sister's pants listening to simple plan. It's like a slap in the face followed by a wry grin. It ain't a pimp because I save my strong right hand for smackin' only a lesser man. I don't hit often, but I never hit softly. The average man can't stop me. It ain't about being another O'Reilly, because a gentleman has got to speak smartly.

I sip my coffee as I watch the world, note the presence of every pretty girl with kind word. I'm hypocritical a best but I'm going to mess with you now. I can't change reality but what I can be is me in spite of society. I'm not fighting anything, I'm a singularity, an anomaly, a thorn in your side reminding thee that not everyone is a zombie. I sip my coffee as I watch the world, note the presence of every pretty girl.

I sip my coffee as I watch the world, note the presence of every pretty girl with a wink as I think about how things differ from how the should be. I stand up as I finish my drink and realize that I'm on the brink.